“Once there, they’ll sign up for one of three ferries departing the next morning,” Phil said, and for some reason, I flashed on the teams climbing onto the backs of little winged creatures.
Apparently they’re going straight for the nonstop goth references, not even sparing us from goth puns.
“Oh my Goth, where are we going?” Kynt, the male goth guy, said.
“We’re going to use our body however we need to,” Jen said.
Shana and Jennifer, this season’s blondes, announced that they are also going to be this season’s sluts: “Jen and I fully plan to flirt our way through this competition,” Shana said.
Perhaps, but karma also knows that we like our cocky bitches to cry on the mat after Phil tells them they have to go home.
“Karma’s a bitch, but I’m a bigger bitch,” Ari said.
That wasn’t shocking at all, but I was shocked when her partner Pat said, “Kate and I are not whipped for Jesus.”
“First of all, we’re a lesbian couple, and second of all we’re ordained clergy, and this definitely causes people’s eyebrows to raise,” Kate said.
But this season’s group managed to deliver yet again by being alternately entertaining, obnoxious, delusional, inspiring, and annoying–and by saying ridiculously funny things: But thanks to the always-fantastic Internet, I’ve been able to watch the conclusion of the first episode–which you too (ahem) can do if you missed it.Īfter 11 seasons, cast members blend together (more blondes! more bickering couples!), and so do the standard scenes: waiting to get tickets at the airport, yelling at cab drivers. That delay meant I missed the second half and started my two minutes hate for CBS. The start of The Amazing Race 12 was the highest-rated debut episode ever for the series, even though it was delayed by a half-hour.